Saturday, August 11, 2012

Cold spot...

Just this morning I wondered to myself, "Hmmm. I wonder if I can find a cold pack for my private areas for free from a neighbor. There is nothing I'd like more than a perineal cold pack. Yessirree." And then this email came over the list!

There are even used nipple shields! This day cannot get any better!

"Two single-use cold compresses for perineal area, for postpartum recovery.

Two silicone breast shields, two Medela TheraShells breast shells--both of
these products are good for sore nipples, inverted or flat nipples, or
engorgement. Breast shells and one of the shields used a couple of times;
one shield is unused. Pick up in East Arlington."


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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

An excellent example of the A list...

Look, I get it. You hate waste. You probably also hate leaf blowers, cats who roam off leash, and mean people, but it is okay to toss your old apples. I swear.

"Hi All-

I have about 12 large granny smiths that have been sitting on my counter for the past month (they were used in place of flowers as a centerpiece). Does anyone have a compost bin I can dump these in? 
 

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