"Hi, I have an old porcelain doll free to a good home. It is old, in an antique style but not antique. Think 70s era reproduction of an older doll. One foot is broken and the hair is kind of a mess, although I've tried to straighten it out. She has blonde hair and a brown prairie dress. It's not good for a play doll because of the broken foot, although it'd be fine for decoration. I should be home most of the day if anyone is interested in it. I'd rather it go to a child, although I don't know if kids like this kind of doll any more. "
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Shorter version: "Do you know a kid who you really hate? I mean REALLY hate? How about a broken gimpy porcelain doll? With totally fucked up hair? It looks like it came from a strange Long Long Ago Cult, where, like, it was probably sexually abused by The Prophet and his meth-cooking buddies out by the trailer park? Anyway, if you hate a child, drop me a line. I'll be home all day."
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